Ask the Sarge...

Computer playing up? Big life decision? Finding that finishing Dark souls on the highest difficulty is easier than figuring out the opposites sex? Have no fear gamers, Sarge is here.

Have you noticed I''m always giving the thumbs up? Weird...

So today I get a message from a good friend of mine, Cookie. Cookie is 23, single, kicks a whole lot of ass on battlefield 3, and likes long walks along the beach. He also bears and uncanny resemblance to Peppy from Starfox 64. Today Cookie asks...

"Hey there whats it like... got a problem with gaming atm. i play ALOT of bf3 and i have no less than 5 clans per week asking for me to play for them in comps, what should i do? (i was thinking about asking for money per game)"

Well Cookie. I sit here sipping on my military mocha while enjoying some space food sticks pondering your position. My solution: Turn your back on all of them, forming your own clan, an army of one. Then proceed to pwn all of them until you are accused of being a hacker, and subsequently blacklisted from the server.

Alternatively, playing for money is a good option, but asking for money to play will make you seem like a douche. I would ask all the clan leaders why you should join their clan, then pick the one which benefits you the most.

Until next time soldiers!

-Sarge out!